two uteri, two mamas pregnant, AGAIN, with baby number two

more to come, and please help me lie November 24, 2007

Filed under: ttc — charlotte @ 5:58 pm

we have had an insanely busy, bordering on not relaxing, week off. hence, no blogging. but boring life will return next week so i will have lots of updates about seeing Bri, S’s Christian grandparents, what LM wants to name the baby, AND on monday, the results of the 3rd part of the quad screen which will determine whether we get an amnio.

also, i got a carpool lane ticket which was totally my fault, but it is INSANELY expensive so i have a court hearing on monday to contest it. yes, yes, i’m going to hell but lets move on. i set it up because i can’t afford the ticket, but i don’t have a good excuse, yet. i believe that saying there was a dangerous driver in front of me “so i swerved” then got back into the correct lane is very common and might be lame for the judge to hear so i’m trying to come up with something better, but i can’t. if you are devious, smart, helpful, or a good liar (or all of the above), PLEASE help me come up with a good excuse.

and yes, i do feel like a giant asshole for getting this ticket in the first place.


3 Responses to “more to come, and please help me lie”

  1. ohchicken Says:

    the one that i always wanted to use was “i was about to have explosive diarrhea…” who would argue with the grossness?

  2. j Says:

    My sister gets out of tickets by always keeping a bottle of water in the car with her. If she gets pulled over, she pours some onto her jeans and says she was speeding because she was either a) having an accident, or b) starting to bleed. Officers, especially male ones, NEVER want to hear B.

    I don’t know what to tell you for the after the fact though. Good luck.

  3. Calliope Says:

    I got out of part of a ticket for diarrhea. Sad thing was that I totally did. But I also had an expired driver’s license and out of state expired car tags– ooops!

    Really I just can’t wait for updates on everything!

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