People. OK. So.
S and I are in line at the movies (date night) and who do we see in front of us? It is none other than her brother (UD), and his wife (H).
Guess what we were all there to see, at the same friggin time???
Lets all thank the lord jesus that this didn’t happen last week. Thank you for not letting that be the first time we saw H in 6 months. So we watched the movie with them. An awkward night indeed.
As a side note. Unless you are pregnant DON’T GO SEE THIS MOVIE. It will make you cry. It follows a pregnancy. There are ultrasounds. The motherfucking pregnancy was unplanned. “oops”. Yeah, shove it up your ass.
But it was so fucking funny. Cracked my shit up, then depressed me. It was very traumatizing to see ultrasound pictures of a healthy baby on a ginormous screen. Why on god’s green earth would I subject myself to this, you might politely inquire?? Apparently I would like to believe that we did not have a miscarriage 2 1/2 weeks ago. I would like to believe that I am not traumatized, that I am a ‘normal’ person. Hah. Anyway, I don’t really regret going. Mostly. Kinda. And there were some funny moments that only those who have been through what we have been through, can truly appreciate in all their glory. Like dildo ultrasounds and crazy obgyns. I did need to laugh.