Our washer broke. I spent the morning shopping for a new washer dryer combo with a toddler. Not fun. As a treat for behaving so well with me and the salesman from hell, I took LM to the foodcourt/kiddie play area. Here is what I have learned today: when you have low self esteem, do not go to the food court of a mall and gorge on mini cinnabons while your child gets leprosy from licking a germed up giant plastic clam.
It just makes things worse. And don’t subsequently google leprosy to make sure you are spelling it right (kinda ruins trying to be funny OR feel sorry for yourself when you see pics of people with actual leprosy).