Well, not really. I was an awful drunk. Actually I have been sober for um…15 years. Yes, last month was 15 years. My god.
Anyway, what I mean is S got a HIGH on the fertility monitor. By the looks of the lines, I think we’ll get a PEAK (an LH surge) tomorrow, and 1st insem is planned for tomorrow night. Is that OK timing? Should S drive 4 hours round trip after work to get some tonight? I don’t want to miss this one, but I don’t want her to get stressed out with days and days of driving.
I also need to share that LM is currently obsessed with mermaids. Holy CUTE. WAY better than Thom@s the Motherfucking Train. I tell you what. He also talks a lot about ballerinas lately, and how they dance on their toes. Oh and ghosts, but I’ll save that for another post.
Every night he wants me to put both his legs into one pant leg of his jammies, so he can pretend to be a mermaid.