1) If somebody said you were like a breakfast cereal, which one would you be and why?
Um…froot loops. Sweet but sharp and crazy.
2) How do you take your coffee/tea?
With tons or cream and sugar like a giant uncool sissy.
3) Your bedroom is on fire. You can only reach in & grab ONE thing. Do you grab your photo album or your journals?
Photos. I’ve had enough of my own emotional ramblings.
4) When I see rich people complain about not having enough money I wish I could push them in a push circle so that everyone else would know that they are assholes.
5) Got porn?
Tons. But from more adventurous years.
6) If I could meet _______ and explain why I _______ I would never ______ again.
I have no idea. I’m too dumb for this one.
7) What is the worst pet name in the history of your family?
Um…we have a cat right now named Baby Kitty. My porn name (the name of your 1st pet and the first street you lived on) is Kitty Pope. That’s a good one.
8) I would eat a bowl of GIANT TAPIOCA for free, but if you want me to eat a bowl of ARUGULA you’d have to pay me $10.
9) What 80’s tv star would make you giggle like a school girl?
Corey Haim and John Cusack
10) What age was your best and why?
28. I gave birth that year and turned 29 a week later. All my birthdays since are made better by the fact that I have a kid. Having a kid is the only thing I have ever experienced that really does make everything better.