I’m so over it.
To save money, I will do the IUIs. Yes, you heard me. ME.
The whole thing is actually not complicated, and after last time with the tanaculum fiasco, well… we would rather me take an hour than do that again with Dr. Poor Social Skills. I know it is fairly standard, but the midwife told us that if you wiggle and try you can often do it without using a torture device. I think the western medical profession just hasn’t bothered to research anything else. I mean do you think that they would use a tanaculum on a man’s balls? HELLS NO.
Plus, it really is not that hard. I’m just gonna do it. I know about the whole sterile field and it may take me an hour, with beads sweat of sweat running down my forehead but hopefully not anywhere else.
Last time I did the second insem at home, and I got really hot (from the STUPID glaring light we use) and I brushed the STUPID catheter on S’s STUPID unwashed thumb, ruining the sterile field and forcing me to just do an ICI (intracervical instead of intrauterine). I didn’t want to risk infection by introducing a non strile object into the uterus.
I felt like giant dork, and it was an expensive mistake.
This time I will be all kinds of serious.
I will focus like a sperm wielding bisexual Ninja inseminator.